I was at the movies the other day and these two preppy teenagers were sitting near me. They made out through the entire movie. I thought to myself: they had to pay $8 to get into this theater. Which I thought was really sad.
I look over at them and I told them to get a fucking room and shut the hell up. Of course they acted like little bitches and told me to fuck off and kept making out. This got me really pissed because they were interrupting my time. I slapped the stupid bitch upside the head and told her if they make out again I was gonna slap her twice as hard. About an hour goes by and I don't hear a word from them.
Of course they start to make out again, thinking I forgot about the whole thing. I then brought my pimp hand all the way back and slapped the whore upside the head. This really pissed them off. Since I couldn't stand them anymore I went into the lobby and played Dance Dance Revolution. God damn, I hate stupid people.
