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If there's one thing I hate more than anything in the world it's overly social people. The type of people where their lives revolve around their friends and school. The type of people that cry and moan when they miss a school dance. I hate them all. If there's two things I hate it's overly social people and cochroaches. I mean, they never go away. Even when you try and kill them they continue to come back. And don't even get me started on cochroaches.
The other day I was walking outside when this group of teenagers start toward me. I continued to walk. They stopped. When I got near them they said, "exscuse me, can you please stand at least ten feet away from us. We don't want you to hear our conversations." Like I really want to hear your conversation. Get a clue. I walk by casually and they think I'm some spy from the FBI trying to get dirt on them for incriminating some sort of devious situation. Fuck that.
 What's the deal with friends anyway? Why are they so important. I went around the other day and asked people what they cherish most in life. About 30/32 people said their friends and/or family. Which I couldn't understand. The two people that didn't say their friends said something lame like their son or something. What's wrong with the world? I'll tell you. People are turning into giant pussies. Vaginas, if you will. Even when it comes to food.
It's been brought to my attention that America is the biggest pussy when it comes to spicy/hot food. That's because people in America are turning into pussies. I heard that when Taco Bell, Del Taco, and all those other fucked up taco distributors want to make a new meal, they go down to Mexico and look at a meal. The companies then come back to America and make the same thing but only take out some of the spiciness and hotness of the food. Why would they do such a horrible thing? Liabilities. Oh, and because America is a pussy.
Since America is such a pussy and everyone in are slowly becoming ones as well, I decided to invent my own hot sauce. One so hot and atrocious it will make your nose bleed. Check it out:
Idea for nose bleeding hot sauce - Michael Stevenson.
Next time you're at the market, make sure you purchase some of my bad ass hot sauce that's gaurenteed to satisfy even the most toughest tongue. May even satisfy Mexicans and/or Italians. Enjoy.
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