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I'm really getting tired of winning so much. The other day I was visiting an online game site called flyordie.com. You can play Chess, Snooker, 8-Ball, and 9-Ball there. Since I'm so cool, I decided to try 8-Ball and kick some ass. This one guy challenged me and I gladly accepted. I had no idea what I was doing and I just kind of messed around with the icons on the screen and in the little chat box he said, "wow, how did you do that. I rarely see anyone be able to do that shot." I responded with, "pure skill." I ended up kicking his ass at a game I didn't even know how to play.
Later on he challenged me again. I accepted again and kicked his ass once more. He whined like a little bitch and kept asking me how I'm doing the things I was doing. It started to get annoying. He continued to challenge me once I defeated him. I finally told him to fuck off and stop challenging me. Finally he did. Later one of his friends, I think he was the kid's friend, challenges me. This kid was a lot better. Even though I still kicked his sorry ass. He asked me the same things as the irritating kid. I knew it was the same kid or the kid was telling his friend to ask me. I basically just left flyordie and haven't returned since.
 Another time I was arguing with my dad about the correct way to say, "I will not put up with this." I knew that couldn't be right. When you say it you know it can't be right. So I thought for a couple days about it and finally found the correct way to express it. The correct way to say, "I will not put up with this" is, "This in which I shall not put." Disagree with me? Look it up. I think you'll be surprised. In the end my dad ended up losing the arguement and lost to me as usual. Just like the punk ass at flyordie. You're all losers.
 When you think of winner what do you think of? Victor? Champion? Me? I don't know. Since I was bored, I decided to give the dictionary's definition of winner then my definition of winner:
Dictionary definition:
One that wins, especially a victor in sports or a notably successful person.
My definition:
win·ner (Taylor)
n.
One that himulates their opponent and/or beats them to a pulp in any contest.
[syn: achiever, success, Taylor]
As you can tell, my definition is way more accurate than the dictionary's. Look at that. Even I beat the dictionary. I seriously should be crowned world leader. I already own everyone/everything on the planet. Mind as well face the facts and give me the world leader title. Hell, mind as well give me the universe leader title as well. Some people say NASA and other spacecraft companies own and search the universe, well they're all wrong. I own the universe. All the pictures that were taken on Mars, how the whole solar system was discovered, how all the stars got their names, that was all me. Don't let TV or the Internet fool you into believing otherwise. I own everything. Looks like I own you as well. Now get me a beer.
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