If you are going to try so hard to be Maddox, how about you learn proper grammar. Hey guess what you are a fucking dumbass. Do you want to know a basic rule for when to use well vs. when to use good? Here you go, use well to describe an activity use good to describe a thing. Your site blows anyway and it's a piece of trash, you are not good so give it up please. Oh and by the way, although you can copy Maddox's site almost entirely in format, you can never have the same wit, humor, or impact on people's lives. Maddox's site is made with great literary skill, you, on the other hand don't know basic grammar. I better wrap this up because unlike you i actually have something to do, so i would like to end this saying YOU WILL NEVER COME CLOSE TO THE GREATNESS OF MADDOX!

I didn't feel like dealing with this kind of email for the ten billionth time, so I just replied with, "I agree. You win." That wasn't enough for him and he had to harass me again:

From: Scott Biedenweg <senna323232@yahoo.com>
To: Taylor <thepinecone6@yahoo.com>
Sent: Friday, April 26, 2004 10:24 PM
Subject: Re: You are such a dumbass...

That's right bitch, I win. Fucking loser, I'm glad you admitted it.

I was about to let it go when I found his weblog in my referer list. He had posted his email with my response followed by something like, "Look at this newbie Maddox wannabe piece of shit that I owned and he admits it completely." I sent him another email.

Every day I get about fifty emails from people who think they get the best of me with their redundant insults and petty, questionable flaws in my site. That's why I responded with "You win," because I don't want to write responses to every jizz gargling maggot that decides to call me on something tired and pointless.

I found your piece of trash, bullshit website. I'd rather copy Maddox than suck Xanga dick, you scumbag. If I'm never going to be as great as Maddox, you'll never be greater than a Jewish paraplegic in a concentration camp.

That wasn't the end.

From: Shaun <influx@shaw.ca>
To: Taylor <thepinecone6@yahoo.com>
Sent: Tuesday, April 27, 2004 11:41 AM
Subject: Fucking Idiot!

God, you're so fucking stupid! Do you even know why people have those ads on there site? Obviously not or you would not have been so fucking stupid to try and attempt to diss it. They have them there to sponsor there hosting, due to high bandwith chargers. Stupid fucking moron.

What are High Bandwidth Chargers? Do I plug batteries into them? Or maybe it's a new football team. You need to be more specific. Did you know that Xanga sites are free? Same with blogspot and livejournal. These people don't pay for their bandwidth, or even pay for their sites. The ads are there because people with Xanga webpages are suckers.