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Lately, people I don't even know are instant messaging/emailing me about how much they love my site.  It's starting to get annoying.  Out of nowhere someone will instant message me on AIM and say, "hey, your site is the best!  You're so cool, man."  Yeah, well, I try.
 
Today I was online when all the sudden some dude instant messages me on AIM telling me my site is cool.  I asked him where he found it from and he said from his friend who found it from his friend.  Everyone is spreading my site.  It feels kind of cool that people enjoy my site as much as I like writing it.  Here's how the conversation went:
 
ringoffire58: hey man
thepinecone6: hey?  do i know you?
ringoffire58: no but ur site is awesome
thepinecone6: so i've heard...
ringoffire58: all my frends love it too
thepinecone6: that's cool
ringoffire58: u should write about how dumb popups are
thepinecone6: how about that idea sucks and you're a douche
ringoffire58: that idea is good
thepinecone6: yeah ok
 
People are now, actually, suggesting ideas to me.  I write about what ever comes to my mind.  Not what retarded dolts tell me what to write about.  Have an idea for me to write about?  Keep it to yourself, the idea probably sucks.
 
I'm also getting tired of getting pointless emails from people who can't spell the word cool right.  For all of you, I decided to make a list of things that I see all of you people doing.  If you do any of the following, DO NOT send me an email.
 
1. Use the phrases LOL.
I cannot tell you how much I hate the phrase, "LOL".  It's so dumb.  If you tend to use the phrase LOL in your emails DON'T SEND ME AN EMAIL.
 
2. Overuse the word dude.
I have recently filtered out all emails with the word dude in them.  So if your email has the word dude written anywhere in it, it's not getting to me.
 
3. If your age consists of a single digit.
Don't send me an email.  You don't know anything.
 
4. If you're a suggestive person.
Note to everyone: I won't listen to anyones suggestions.  If you have any suggestions for me, cram them up your ass.
 
5. if you fit into any of these categories: punk, goth, skater.
I hate you.  Always will.  Don't send me an email.
 
If you don't do any of those things feel free to send me an email whenever.
















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