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Everyday I turn on MTV or the radio and I hear the exact thing over and over. It's always some bullshit like: "I went out skating and met this fine chick. I didn't know if she liked me so I thought I'd take a chance. Fine chick, fine chick, thought I'd take a chance with the fine chick." They take lame out of the dictionary.
Emo has gotten a lot popular than it used to be. At first it started out as Good Charlotte and some punk ass Canadian bands such as Simple Plan singing about high school and going to clubs to meet girls. Everyone called that music punk. Not until emo was brought in.
This kid I know wears his hair slicked to the side and spikes the back of his head up. I asked him, "dude, what's up with the dumb haircut?" He responded with, "it's a type of hairstyle/music called Emo that I like." What the hell is wrong with society today? These pitiful bands are actually getting kids to wear their hair in some lame fashion that I can barely explain. If I saw someone with an emo haircut walking down the street I'd kick their ass and shove a Good Charlotte CD down their throat.
A lot of people who don't even listen to music go by this trendy fad. It really pisses me off to see some poor innocent soul corrupted by some Hot Topic fuck who turned him into a skating douche. It hurts me inside, really.
What really amazes me is that people, actually, want to be emo. Kids these days actually want to listen to skaters sing about their high school relationships. I don't understand it. Just because I'm a kind person, I decided to give a list and a couple examples of hardcore emo fans. One female, one male, just in case. I've labeled each true emo fan with all the emo needs.
Score:
You match 0-2: You're not even close to an emo. Good job.
You match 3-4: Ehh... you're okay in my book just don't run into me in person or you'll be getting my foot up your ass.
You match 5-6: You're also okay. Like I said with the recent one, watch your back, you emo whore.
You match 7-8: I hate you.
You match 9-10: You must be in elementary school who's been inspired by Blink 182 and New Found Glory to fit into the social circle. Die.
You match 11-12: I'm sorry...
You match 13-14: I'm going to make this brief so listen: you're a saturated, lame, idiotic, dandrafeliac, Barba Strysan loving, skating, queer who needs to get stabbed in the heart, and burned. Then scientists should take your ashes and split them into two pots. Then they should take a gorilla and a goat. Cut the animals in half then put the pots in each animal. Then sew the animals together and bury them next to a grave that says, "Here Lies Half Gorilla-Half Goat" so no one will dig it up and you'll never be found again, you emo skank.
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