Today I was messing around with a couple of my friends and we were ding dong ditching this one house. This one dipshit named Alex went to go ring the bell and instead of running to the side like a normal person would, he was a total idiot and ran all the way up to the visible hill that we were hiding at in the first place. That's when we were screwed.
This one crazy ass Mexican lady comes out and yells shit like, "you fuckers are going to fucking die when I fucking get to you." That's when we ran all the way down this fat sewage drain. That's when she was determined. She got into her gay ass box Scion car and chased us. We just entered this one drain and followed it all the way to another street. That's when she was waiting for us.
We ran off to another storm drain and she kept on finding us. That's when we thought, "dude, people who own Scions are faggots!" She was totally insane and chased for over two hours straight.