Don't ever forget, no one can arrest you or do anything to you for masturbating.
Not many people notice how much masturbation can help a person when they're feeling down or can't get any pussy. There's no need to self-mutilate, commit suicide, or hurt others. All you need is a little masturbation. Also, with masturbation, you don't need to buy anything or use any man-made products. If you wanted to commit suicide you would need a knife or a gun which costs time and money. On the other hand, masturbation is completely free. Let's look at the similarties between masturbation and self-mutilation and we'll see which one is better for you.
Masturbation:
Doesn't cost a cent +
Leaves blisters or burns -
Helps relieve stress +
It's good practice +
Can leave a nasty mess -
Self-mutilation:
Cost money for knifes, guns, etc. -
Relieves pain +
Releases blood + - (can be both)
Leaves scars -
You'll get in bigger trouble than masturbating -
In conclusion... masturbating freakin' rules.
