Have you ever wondered what the coolest game ever is? Now your problem is over. Dance Dance Revolution (DDR) is the coolest game ever. There's nothing cooler than stomping to an awesome techno song. I'm sorry, but there isn't.
DDR is so amazely cool it could kick your ass. That's how much this game rocks. It could even kick my ass. Only cool people play this game. The majority of people who play this game are Asian. Asians have to be the coolest race in the world. There's nothing cooler than a rice eating, chop-stick using, DDR playing Asian, period. Also, fat people don't play DDR. I have no offense on fat people because most fat people I know rule. Not as much as me but they come pretty close.
This is for all the idiots that suck in the world that try and play Dance Dance Revolution: DON'T PLAY! YOU SUCK! If there's one thing I hate it's when people who suck at DDR play DDR. It wastes mine and all the rest of the people waiting to play. No one wants to see a six-year-old girl showing off to her ignorant father. Wow, your daughter can move her feet once every ten seconds! Congratulations, asshole. Now take your wussy daughter and get out of my face and let a real player do it.
Let's face it, adults are pussies. They'd rather keep people who actually play the game wait while their prissy daughter hops around like an idiot. It's insane. If you're not good at DDR: DON'T PLAY! I know all of you are saying, "if you're not good how will you learn?" Here's an idea: learn somewhere else. They have it for your home. Do it there. Don't keep people that actually know how to play waiting.
If you suck at DDR and you're playing and you see me, get off. That is unless you want my foot up your ass. I'm not afraid to throw a cry-baby pussy or a prissy bitch off the pad and take over. I don't care if your dad is there watching you. I do what I want, and that's play DDR.
