If you all would take a minute to analyze that picture I've constructed. Notice the "rebel" green hair. If anyone tries to mess with that bad ass he may shoot dye in their eye. Next is the "PUNK" shirt. It's as if no one really knows what he really is so he has to wear a shirt with the word "PUNK" written on it. Way to label yourself, dolt. Then we get to the pants. If you wish to become a "true punk" do not wear shorts or anything that would expose your rebelry. The long pants show how powerful and mighty you really are by not exposing anything to anyone, period. Last but not least we have the shoes; the thing that makes the punk a "true punk". The only kind of shoes a "true punk" would wear are Converses. If any of you are not familiar with Converses, they're the dumbass shoes that look like duck shoes. Most "true punks" will have the "punkish" ones with anarchy symbols and flames on them. Flames really symbolize anarchy, I think?
Since we're done analyzing our punk here, let's go on to how lame their attitudes are and why they should all be put into a pit full of rabid wolverines who haven't eaten in a week.
How to spot a "PUNK"
1. Attitude - A "true punk" will always show his rebellious attitude to the world. If you feel that you are near a "true punk" be sure to pull out your pocket knife and shank the poser if he is near. The attitude of a "true punk" is very easy to stop. If you're so stupid to not notice the idiotness in their outfit then you could spot their attitude very easily. A "true punk" will use words like: anarchy, gay, fuck, rebellion, and die at least once per sentence. If they do not then they are not a "true punk".
2. Outfit - I have already discussed this before so you should be pretty famaliar with their attire. Green hair, shirt that says "PUNK" or "REBEL", long pants, and Converses (make sure they have the flames or anarchy symbols) all make up the "true punk" outfit.
3. Girlfriend - Another easy way to spot a "true punk" is the chick they're with. If the girl is a normal looking girl with no ass and medium size boobs then you got a regular person. If their girlfriend is some skanky looking slut with huge tits and a big ass, you got yourself a "true punk". This is the easiest way to stop a "true punk". They'll usually be all over each other and act really lame. But I have a question for all you anti-governments. If you're so rebel and mean then why have a girlfriend? If you're going to act like a sissy around your girlfriend and not around the people of the world, why act like that in the first place? I hope you die. In fact, I hope you all die. Especially you, Orlando Bloom. I don't know how he ended up at the end of this entry but the topic of the sentence was people I wish would die and Orlando was right up there. So I hope you die "true punks". Oh and I hope Orlando Bloom dies too.
