I thought no one could be any dumber than the two idiots who wasted $8.00 to make out. I was wrong.
Today I'm sitting in class and I hear these two girls giggling. I look at them and say, "That's not funny." Then they respond with, "Hee hee yes it is! You're just a retard!" I'm the retard? Don't even get me started. It turns out that they were laughing about clothes. Can we say immature losers?
About a minute later they start to mock me and say stuff in this weird voice that sounded nothing like mine and they start to say stupid stuff that's never came out of my mouth. It really got me pissed. Damn, I hate domestic abuse. Who the hell invented that damn law? Domestic abuse? That's bullshit.
If a chick wants to start shit with me, she's going to get the same thing she started with me only twice as hard back. I could give a shit about domestic abuse. I'm not 45, I don't have to worry about being encarsarated. I'm going to kick as many girls' ass' as I can. Girls think they're the best because they kick our ass' and we can't kick theirs. Sorry, congress, I don't give a shit. I'll do what ever I want to whoever I want, girl or boy.
The only thing different between a guy and a girl is a dick, boobs, and a fucking pussy. Big god damn difference. Most girls don't even have the second thing. Jesus Christ. I have always said to never hit a girl, unless it's self-defense. Even the biggest prick in the world has to agree with me there. If a chick has a gun and she shoots you in the leg and you're still alive and there so happens to be a knife lying next to you, what are you going to do? Stand there like a pussy and follow the rules of bullshit or pick up the knife and give the bitch what she deserves? Not a very tough decision.
If you're a girl and you think you can get away with treating guys the way you think you can, fuck you. I hate you. You're a dumbass. I see girls all the time pull this shit. "Tee hee I hit you Bobby! Are you going to hit me back? Tee hee." Then he responds with, "No, Lauren, I'm not going to because I'm a cry-baby pussy who doesn't hit girls. I think it makes me look more of a man to not hit a girl then to get the shit kicked out of me by one." She then responds with, "You're such a pussy, Bobby." He replies with, "Thanks!" That's not really how it would be, but if I made the rules, that's EXACTLY how it would be. I can't wait to rule the world.
So if you're a prissy bitch who thinks she can get away with shit like that, get a clue. You're probably a skank who flirts to teachers to get good grades. As for domestic abuse: suck my balls.
